Short Stories

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.

The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?"

"I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich.
The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40 please,

" and the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again, and the man says "I'll have a beer,

" and the ostrich says "I'll have the same." Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This became a routine until late one evening, the two enter again. "The usual ?

" asks the bartender."Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have a large Scotch" says

the man. "Same for me" says the ostrich. "That will be $7.20" says the bartender.

Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar.

The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you

manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found this

old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish

was that if I ever needed to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money will be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people would wish for a million

dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you

live!""That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk, or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.

"That's fantastic!" says the bartender. "You are a genius! ... Oh, one other thing sir, what's with the ostrich?"

The man replies, "Oh, my second wish was for a chick with long legs."

5 NICE LITTLE STORIES-

1 Once, all villagers decided to
pray for rain, on the day of prayer
all the People gathered but only
one boy came with an umbrella.
THAT'S FAITH

2 When you throw a baby in the
air, she laughs because she
knows you will catch her.
THAT'S TRUST

3 Every night we go to bed,
without any assurance of being
alive the next Morning but still we
set the alarms to wake up.
THAT'S HOPE

4 We plan big things for
tomorrow in spite of zero
knowledge of the future.
THAT'S CONFIDENCE

5 We see the world suffering, But
still we get married !
THAT'S OVER CONFIDENCE ....

There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS

1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREENSAVER Girls:
just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS:These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE'
once enters in your system don't leave even after format.

Women r like fruits.
Every woman has
her own unique
taste n color ....
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.
.
.
.
.
But
The problem is
the men.

They seem
to love
fruit salad..!!

                                                             The dumbest Kid

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a £5 coin in one hand and two £1 coins (1+1=2) in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

The boy takes the two £1 coins and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question?

Why did you take two £1 coins instead of £5 coin?"

The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because THE DAY I TAKE THE £5 COIN, THE GAME IS OVER."

Moral of the Story: 
When you think the other person is dumb, you are making a fool of yourself.