Kobo Aura
Stop being a glass, Become a lake


Once an unhappy young man came to an old master and told he had a very sad life and asked for a solution.

The old Master instructed the unhappy young man to put a handful of salt in a glass of water and then to drink it.

“How does it taste?” – The Master asked.

“Terrible.” – spat the apprentice.

The Master chuckled and then asked the young man to take another handful of salt and put it in the lake. The two walked in silence to the nearby lake and when the apprentice swirled his handful of salt into the lake.

The old man said, “Now drink from the lake.”

As the water dripped down the young man’s chin, the Master asked, “How does it taste?”

“Good!” – remarked the apprentice.

“Do you taste the salt?” – asked the Master.

“No.” – said the young man.

The Master sat beside this troubled young man, took his hands, and said, “The pain of life is pure salt; no more, no less. The amount of pain in life remains the same, exactly the same. But the amount we taste the ‘pain’ depends on the container we put it into. So when you are in pain, the only thing you can do is to enlarge your sense of things. Stop being a glass. Become a lake.”

Stop being a glass. Become a lake.”
 




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Basics live


A man died, when he realized it, he saw God coming closer with a suitcase in his hand.

God said, "Alright Son, its time to go." Surprised the man responded, "Now...? So soon? I had a lot of plans..." God said, "I'm Sorry, but its time to go."

"What do you have in that suitcase?", the man asked. God answered,"Your belongings." Man shocked, "My belongings? You mean my things, my clothes, my money?" God answered,"Those things were not yours, they belonged to the earth."

"Is it my memories?", Man asked. God answered,"Those never belonged to you they belonged to Time."

"Is it my friends and family?", Man asked. God answered,"I'm sorry, they were never yours they belonged to the path."

"Is it my body?", Man asked. God answered,"that was never yours it belonged to the dust."

"Is it my soul?", Man asked. God answered,"No that is mine."

Full of fear, the man took the suitcase from God and opened. It just to find out the suitcase was empty.

With a tear coming down his cheek the man said,"I never had anything???"

God answered,"That is correct. Every moment you lived were only yours. Life is just a moment. A moment that belongs to you. For this reason enjoy this time while you have it. Don't let anything that you think you own stop you from doing so."

so
Live now
Live your life
Don't forget to be happy, that is the only thing that matters.
Material things and everything else that you fought for stay here.
YOU CAN'T TAKE ANYTHING.

Enjoy every second of your life.




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Behaviour


Human Beings and frogs are the two creatures in nature who have tremendous power to adjust.

Put a frog in a vessel of water and start heating the water.
As the temperature of the water rises, the frog is able to adjust its body temperature accordingly.
The frog keeps on adjusting with increase in temperature.
Just when the water is about to reach boiling point, the frog is not able to adjust anymore.
At that point the frog decides to jump out.
The frog tries to jump but is unable to do so, because it lost all its strength in adjusting with the water temperature.
Very soon the frog dies.
What killed the frog?
Many of us would say the boiling water.
But the truth is what killed the frog was its own inability to decide when it had to jump out.


We all need to adjust with people and situations, but we need to be sure when we need to adjust and when we need to face. There are times when we need to face the situation and take the appropriate action.

If we allow people to exploit us physically, emotionally or financially, they will continue to do so.
We have to decide when to jump.

Let us jump while we still have the strength!



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Year Ending


This joke is dedicated to all those in Sales.

A Man was waiting to cross d High Way but was hesitant because of speeding cars.

Suddenly d Yamadoot appeared & said, "Bachcha, Tu aise hi Darr raha haI...You are going to live past 90 year of age. Don't let such things scare you ever.

The Man moved forward with new courage, got hit by d first car and died.

In Hell, He asked d Yamadoot as to why did he lie.

The Yamadoot answered, "Sorry man, Year Ending pressure tha, Had to achieve my targets."

Happy Year Ending!!!




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Cargo Cosmetics
English Hard to Knock 
Normal vs GRE


The Difference between Normal English and GRE English.

A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

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NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.

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NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
GRE STUDENT : All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
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NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

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NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
GRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.

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NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.

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NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
GRE STUDENT : Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

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NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

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NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.

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NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks
GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

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NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap
GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation.

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NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.

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NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.

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NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.





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Cargo Cosmetics


A BEUTIFULL DAY

A blind man was begging in
NEW YORK streets, with a board written

--I'm blind, help me--

A guy passing that side, saw him.

He took that board & wrote some thing.

On that day the blind man got heavy collection.

Many people started to give money.

Now he got curious and requested a man passing by to read it ......

He read --TODAY IS A BEAUTIFUL DAY, BUT I CAN'T SEE IT--

The way of expressing can change many things.

So express your ideas differently..



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NEW EDGE OF 3 IDIOTS

Rancho:  *Smiling*
 
Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?

Rancho: Bohot dino se Facebook me
account banane ki ichha thi... aaj bana
diya hai... bohot maza aa raha hai.

Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai
hai... Tell me what is a Post?

Rancho: Anything that is posted on 
Facebook is Post, Sir.

Teacher: Can you please elaborate?

Rancho: Sir.. jo bhi Facebook pe log
daalte hai post hai sir... Ghumne ---gaye.
.. photo- daal diya! Post hai Sir. Match
dekha score daal diya! Post hai Sir... Sir
actually hum post se ghire hue hai sir!
Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak!
Sab post hai sir! Ek second me comment,
ek second me like!
Comment-Like...- Comment-Like

Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye
karoge? Comment-Like...- Comment-Like

Hey Chatur tum batao,

Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted
through mobile or tablet or laptop or
desktop via different operating system
using internet on Facebook is called 
a Post...

Teacher: Excellent!

Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola
seedhe shabo mein...

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai
toh orkut ya twitter ke pages pe account
banao...@

Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh...

Teacher: Get out!

Rancho: Why sir?

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye.

Rancho goes out and comes back*

Teacher: Kya hua?

Rancho: Kuch bhul gaya tha sir.

Teacher: Kya?

Rancho: An utility button given to us, to
protect our private data i.e. pictures,
messages or personal information for
being stolen or used for bad purpose by
hackers or anyone else...

Teacher: Kehna kya chahte ho!?!?

Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna 
bhul gaya tha!

Teacher Seedha seedha nahi bol sakte
the?!

Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir,
aapko pasand nahi aaya....


Technology Symptom

Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user ...

Help-desk : double click on "My Computer".
Lady : I can't see your computer..

Help-desk : No .. Click on "My Computer" on your computer.
Lady : How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ??? !!

Help-desk : There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer .. double click on it.
Lady : What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ?


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Marketing Concept


This is how a Professor explained Marketing Concepts to a class:

1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
- That's Direct Marketing.

2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a Gorgeous Girl. One of your friends goes upto her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich.Marry him!"
- That's Advertising.

3. You are at a party and see a Gorgeous Girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can I marry you?"
- That's Brand Recognition.

4. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go upto her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- That's Customer Feedback.

5. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go upto her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
- That's Demand and Supply Gap.

6. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go upto her and before you say: "I m rich, Marry me!", your wife arrives.
- That's Restriction for Entering New Markets.

I hope Concepts are clear...

Class is adjourned.





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Father Workout

Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”

“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”

A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”

“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”

A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”

“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”

The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.

“I work for 7 Up!”






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