Short Stories

5 NICE LITTLE STORIES-

1 Once, all villagers decided to
pray for rain, on the day of prayer
all the People gathered but only
one boy came with an umbrella.
THAT'S FAITH

2 When you throw a baby in the
air, she laughs because she
knows you will catch her.
THAT'S TRUST

3 Every night we go to bed,
without any assurance of being
alive the next Morning but still we
set the alarms to wake up.
THAT'S HOPE

4 We plan big things for
tomorrow in spite of zero
knowledge of the future.
THAT'S CONFIDENCE

5 We see the world suffering, But
still we get married !
THAT'S OVER CONFIDENCE ....

There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS

1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREENSAVER Girls:
just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS:These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE'
once enters in your system don't leave even after format.

Women r like fruits.
Every woman has
her own unique
taste n color ....
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But
The problem is
the men.

They seem
to love
fruit salad..!!

                                                             The dumbest Kid

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a £5 coin in one hand and two £1 coins (1+1=2) in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

The boy takes the two £1 coins and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question?

Why did you take two £1 coins instead of £5 coin?"

The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because THE DAY I TAKE THE £5 COIN, THE GAME IS OVER."

Moral of the Story: 
When you think the other person is dumb, you are making a fool of yourself.