Santa Banta Aur Pappu Picnic Par Gaye Wahan Ja Kar Yaad Aaya Ke Pepsi To Ghar Bhool Gaye,

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Decide Kiya Ke Pappu Ja Kar Pepsi Le Aaye,

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Pappu:- Main Is Shart Par Jaunga Ki Tum Mere Aane Tak Samose Nhi Khaoge...

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Dono Ne Kaha Theek Hai,

1 Din Guzar Gaya Pappu Nhi Aaya,

2 Din Guzar Gaye

2no Ne Socha Ke Ab Samose Kha Lene Chahiye,

Dono Ne Jaise Hi Samosa Uthaya...

Pappu Ped Ke Peche Se Nikal Ke Bola...

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Aise Karoge To Main Nhi Jaonga...


Comment are welcome for improvement....!





A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.

The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?"

"I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich.
The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40 please,

" and the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again, and the man says "I'll have a beer,

" and the ostrich says "I'll have the same." Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This became a routine until late one evening, the two enter again. "The usual ?

" asks the bartender."Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have a large Scotch" says

the man. "Same for me" says the ostrich. "That will be $7.20" says the bartender.

Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar.

The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you

manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found this

old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish

was that if I ever needed to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money will be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people would wish for a million

dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you

live!""That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk, or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.

"That's fantastic!" says the bartender. "You are a genius! ... Oh, one other thing sir, what's with the ostrich?"

The man replies, "Oh, my second wish was for a chick with long legs."

 


An oldie, but worth a repeat:

One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.

Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?
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"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."







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