A BEUTIFULL DAY

A blind man was begging in
NEW YORK streets, with a board written

--I'm blind, help me--

A guy passing that side, saw him.

He took that board & wrote some thing.

On that day the blind man got heavy collection.

Many people started to give money.

Now he got curious and requested a man passing by to read it ......

He read --TODAY IS A BEAUTIFUL DAY, BUT I CAN'T SEE IT--

The way of expressing can change many things.

So express your ideas differently..



Comment are welcome for improvement....!
Comment are welcome for improvement....!

NEW EDGE OF 3 IDIOTS

Rancho:  *Smiling*
 
Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?

Rancho: Bohot dino se Facebook me
account banane ki ichha thi... aaj bana
diya hai... bohot maza aa raha hai.

Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai
hai... Tell me what is a Post?

Rancho: Anything that is posted on 
Facebook is Post, Sir.

Teacher: Can you please elaborate?

Rancho: Sir.. jo bhi Facebook pe log
daalte hai post hai sir... Ghumne ---gaye.
.. photo- daal diya! Post hai Sir. Match
dekha score daal diya! Post hai Sir... Sir
actually hum post se ghire hue hai sir!
Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak!
Sab post hai sir! Ek second me comment,
ek second me like!
Comment-Like...- Comment-Like

Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye
karoge? Comment-Like...- Comment-Like

Hey Chatur tum batao,

Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted
through mobile or tablet or laptop or
desktop via different operating system
using internet on Facebook is called 
a Post...

Teacher: Excellent!

Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola
seedhe shabo mein...

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai
toh orkut ya twitter ke pages pe account
banao...@

Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh...

Teacher: Get out!

Rancho: Why sir?

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye.

Rancho goes out and comes back*

Teacher: Kya hua?

Rancho: Kuch bhul gaya tha sir.

Teacher: Kya?

Rancho: An utility button given to us, to
protect our private data i.e. pictures,
messages or personal information for
being stolen or used for bad purpose by
hackers or anyone else...

Teacher: Kehna kya chahte ho!?!?

Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna 
bhul gaya tha!

Teacher Seedha seedha nahi bol sakte
the?!

Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir,
aapko pasand nahi aaya....


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