Corporate Lesson



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Jack and Max are walking to the church
for the Sunday prayer.

Jack wonders whether it would be all
right to smoke while praying

Max replies
Why don't you ask the Priest?

So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks
Father, may I smoke while I pray?

The Priest reply
No, my son
you not!
That's utter disrespect to our religion.

Jack goes back to his friend and tells him
what the good Priest told him.

Max says
I'm not surprised.
You asked the wrong question.
Let me try.

and so Max goes up to the Priest and asks
Father, may I pray while I smoke?

To which the Priest eagerly replies
By all means, my son
By all means
You can always pray whenever you want to.

Moral of the story :

The approval you want depends on the way u ask for it..!!



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Relationship nowdays are practically virtual...

Conversations have become texting.

anger is expressed by Deleting or Blocking

and

Feeling have become status messages.

In the same way that
We have forgotten
how to write with a pen.

We all will soon forget
how to express our Emotions
without Keyboard


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Jam Paper & Envelope

Kid:
Mummy, Why Gandhiji has no hair on his head?

Mummy:
Because he speaks only Truth.

Kid:
Now I understand why ladies have Long hair...

After some time

Kid:
Why some of ur har are white Dad?

Dad:
Every time you make me Unhappy,
One of my hair turns white

Kid:
Now understand why Grandpa has all white hair


Moral:-

Don't be Over Smart


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Hindi Songs & their Medical Meaning


Jiya Jale Jaan Jale,
Naino Tale,
Raat bhar dhuan chale
:-- Fever

Tadap Tadap ke Is Dil se
Aah niklti rahi
:-- Haert Attack

Bidi Jalayle jigar se Piya
Jigar ma badi aag he
:--Acidity

Tujh me rab dikhta he
Yara me kya karoon
:--Alzheimer

Mann dole mera tann dole
:--Vertigo

Dil Dhadak-Dhadak ke
keh raha hai
:--Hyper Tension

Muze nind na aaye
:--Insomnia


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