Short Stories

A BEUTIFULL DAY

NEW EDGE OF 3 IDIOTS

Rancho:  *Smiling*

 

Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?

Rancho: Bohot dino se Facebook me

account banane ki ichha thi... aaj bana

diya hai... bohot maza aa raha hai.

Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai

hai... Tell me what is a Post?

Rancho: Anything that is posted on 

Facebook is Post, Sir.

Teacher: Can you please elaborate?

Rancho: Sir.. jo bhi Facebook pe log

daalte hai post hai sir... Ghumne ---gaye.

.. photo- daal diya! Post hai Sir. Match

dekha score daal diya! Post hai Sir... Sir

actually hum post se ghire hue hai sir!

Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak!

Sab post hai sir! Ek second me comment,

ek second me like!

Comment-Like...- Comment-Like

Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye

karoge? Comment-Like...- Comment-Like

Hey Chatur tum batao,

Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted

through mobile or tablet or laptop or

desktop via different operating system

using internet on Facebook is called 

a Post...

Teacher: Excellent!

Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola

seedhe shabo mein...

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai

toh orkut ya twitter ke pages pe account

banao...@

Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh...

Teacher: Get out!

Rancho: Why sir?

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye.

Rancho goes out and comes back*

Teacher: Kya hua?

Rancho: Kuch bhul gaya tha sir.

Teacher: Kya?

Rancho: An utility button given to us, to

protect our private data i.e. pictures,

messages or personal information for

being stolen or used for bad purpose by

hackers or anyone else...

Teacher: Kehna kya chahte ho!?!?

Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna 

bhul gaya tha!

Teacher Seedha seedha nahi bol sakte

the?!

Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir,

aapko pasand nahi aaya....

Technology Symptom

Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user ...

Help-desk : double click on "My Computer".
Lady : I can't see your computer..

Help-desk : No .. Click on "My Computer" on your computer.
Lady : How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ??? !!

Help-desk : There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer .. double click on it.
Lady : What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ?

Marketing Concept

This is how a Professor explained Marketing Concepts to a class:

1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
- That's Direct Marketing.

2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a Gorgeous Girl. One of your friends goes upto her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich.Marry him!"
- That's Advertising.

3. You are at a party and see a Gorgeous Girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can I marry you?"
- That's Brand Recognition.

4. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go upto her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- That's Customer Feedback.

5. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go upto her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
- That's Demand and Supply Gap.

6. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go upto her and before you say: "I m rich, Marry me!", your wife arrives.
- That's Restriction for Entering New Markets.

I hope Concepts are clear...

Class is adjourned.