Corporate Lesson



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Jack and Max are walking to the church
for the Sunday prayer.

Jack wonders whether it would be all
right to smoke while praying

Max replies
Why don't you ask the Priest?

So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks
Father, may I smoke while I pray?

The Priest reply
No, my son
you not!
That's utter disrespect to our religion.

Jack goes back to his friend and tells him
what the good Priest told him.

Max says
I'm not surprised.
You asked the wrong question.
Let me try.

and so Max goes up to the Priest and asks
Father, may I pray while I smoke?

To which the Priest eagerly replies
By all means, my son
By all means
You can always pray whenever you want to.

Moral of the story :

The approval you want depends on the way u ask for it..!!



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Relationship nowdays are practically virtual...

Conversations have become texting.

anger is expressed by Deleting or Blocking

and

Feeling have become status messages.

In the same way that
We have forgotten
how to write with a pen.

We all will soon forget
how to express our Emotions
without Keyboard


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Kid:
Mummy, Why Gandhiji has no hair on his head?

Mummy:
Because he speaks only Truth.

Kid:
Now I understand why ladies have Long hair...

After some time

Kid:
Why some of ur har are white Dad?

Dad:
Every time you make me Unhappy,
One of my hair turns white

Kid:
Now understand why Grandpa has all white hair


Moral:-

Don't be Over Smart


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Hindi Songs & their Medical Meaning


Jiya Jale Jaan Jale,
Naino Tale,
Raat bhar dhuan chale
:-- Fever

Tadap Tadap ke Is Dil se
Aah niklti rahi
:-- Haert Attack

Bidi Jalayle jigar se Piya
Jigar ma badi aag he
:--Acidity

Tujh me rab dikhta he
Yara me kya karoon
:--Alzheimer

Mann dole mera tann dole
:--Vertigo

Dil Dhadak-Dhadak ke
keh raha hai
:--Hyper Tension

Muze nind na aaye
:--Insomnia


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The Guy on Next Bed

It will take just few seconds to read this and
change your thinking..

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same
hospital room.

One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an
hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from
his lungs.

His bed was next to the room's only window.

The other man had to spend all his time flat on
his back.

The men talked for hours on end.

They spoke of their wives and families, their
homes, their jobs, their involvement in the
military service, where they had been on
vacation..

Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the
window could sit up, he would pass the time by
describing to his roommate all the things he could
see outside the window.

The man in the other bed began to live for those
one hour periods where his world would be
broadened and enlivened by all the activity and
colour of the world outside.

The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.Ducks and swans played on the water while
children sailed their model boats. Young lovers
walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every colour
and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen
in the distance.

As the man by the window described all this in
exquisite details, the man on the other side of
the room would close his eyes and imagine this
picturesque scene.

One warm afternoon, the man by the window
described a parade passing by.

Although the other man could not hear the band -
he could see it in his mind's eye as the
gentleman by the window portrayed it with
descriptive words.

Days, weeks and months passed.
One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring
water for their baths only to find the lifeless body
of the man by the window, who had died
peacefully in his sleep.

She was saddened and called the hospital
attendants to take the body away.

As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man
asked if he could be moved next to the window.
The nurse was happy to make the switch, and
after making sure he was comfortable, she left
him alone.

Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one
elbow to take his first look at the real world
outside.
He strained to slowly turn to look out the window
besides the bed.

It faced a blank wall.

The man asked the nurse what could have
compelled his deceased roommate who had
described such wonderful things outside this
window.

The nurse responded that the man was blind and
could not even see the wall.

She said, 'Perhaps he just wanted to encourage
you.'

Epilogue:
There is tremendous happiness in making others
happy, despite our own situations.
Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness
when shared, is doubled.
If you want to feel rich, just count all the things
you have that money can't buy.
'Today is a gift, that is why it is called The
Present .'



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