Short Stories

Life before Computer:
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-Window was a square hole in a room..
-Application was something written in paper..
-Mouse was an animal..
-Keyboard was a Piano..
-File was a important office material..
-Hard Drive was a uncomfortable road trip..
-Cut was done with Knife n Paste was done
with
Glue..
-Web was spider's home..
-Virus was flu..
-Apple and Blackberry were just fruits..


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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them!

TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They're going 2 STICK! Careful.. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!

You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?

Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget that. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."




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When I was born, A Woman was there to hold me...... My Mother

As I grew up as a child, A woman was there to care & play with me..... My sister

I went to school, A Woman was there to help me learn...... My Teacher

I became depressed when I lost, A Woman was there to offer a shoulder...
My Girlfriend

I needed compatibility, company & Love, A Woman was there for me.. My Wife

I became tough, A Woman was there to melt me..... My Daughter

When I will die, A Woman will be there to absorb me in....... Motherland

If you are a Man, value every Woman...

&

If you are a Woman, feel proud to be one!




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One day, Yamaraj came to a guy and said:

"Hey, Today is your last day!"

Guy: "But I'm not Ready!"

Yamaraj said:
"Well today your name is the first on my list..."

Guy:
"Okay, then why don't you take a seat
and we drink a Coffee before we go?"

Yamaraj: "All right.."

The Guy gave Yamaraj some Coffee with sleeping pills in it.
Yamaraj finished Coffee and fell into a deep sleep!!!

The Guy took the list & removed his name from top
of the list and put at the bottom of the list.

When Yamaraj woke up he said to the Guy:
"Because you have been so nice to me,
now I will start my job from the
Bottom of the list..!!"


MORAL:

Whatever is written in your Destiny...
Will never Change...
No matter how much you try.



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